(Not So) Lost In Translation

Article By Jerrica

So after a staggering one post and a bit of annoyance with my dearest friend, I took a hiatus from CMT. I come back to a shit-ton of indecipherable nonsensical babble  from Factor.  Oh God, what has he wrought? More importantly, what on Earth was Matt thinking when he allowed Factor to “write” unedited? I face-palmed a bit more and then came to a decision. I’m going to translate some of Factor’s drunken posts into coherent speech.

“Me” by Mitch “I am actually White” Factor.

Hi everyone in the lovely blogosphere who happens to graciously glance upon my posts! This is my first post! Nice to make your acquaintance, I’m Mitch Factor! :) Due to severe learning disabilities and being dropped repeatedly on my head as a child, I lack basic spelling skills. It would be kindly appreciated if you would refrain from derogatory remarks or there may be an unwanted fist in your near future in an area of your body that you don’t approve of. I am also lacking basic grammar skills, and thus will resort to my nonexistent  vocabulary that consists of mainly curse and fake words. If you happen to find me offensive, remember, I enjoy fellatio.

CMT Administration: Please continue to offer these translation services free of charge to the public at large.  Mitch’s incoherent babble may now be understood by all those with eyes.  Thank again, management.